No way a monkey could do this

For the last few days I have been working on my website. My best friend is actually doing all the hard work, but he is challenging me to think, making me write and forcing the process of publishing my book. I have been delaying the whole publishing idea because I fear rejection. This is giving me self confidence though to see my words in such a context.  My website so far is amazingly beautiful. He has exceeded my expectations two days in a row. Yes, as he reads this his ego is going to shoot through the roof, but I really did not imagine it to look this nice and professional. Jay informed me that a monkey could make a website. I doubt the validity of that claim.  My experience with monkeys is that they fling poo and pick nits off their mates. I do know a monkey could not have designed my poem page. Keep it up Jay! I love it so far.